So, you know how pregnant women lose 12% of their brain?  Mine must have been important because I have been having some major issues.  For Example:
I have been looking for my keys for 4.5 hours straight.  I have looked everywhere, even under the fridge.  How can they not be in any of the usual places?  I did get some cleaning done while I searched, which is always a plus.  I even called up my brother Preston to see if maybe I left my keys in his car.  I didn't.  Anyway, I just found them, underneath a game and on top of a book.  How the heck did they get there?  Especially since I haven't played that game in at least 4 months.  Yikes!  But hey, at least they are here.
Another example from a few months back:
When Jason and I go out to eat, I always figure out the tip and fill out the little form.  So, I was calculating the tip.  Here is my logic:
Take 10%.
Half it.
Half it again.  That is the tip.
I should have added the half to the 10%, but I somehow didn't know how to do that, even though I have been figuring out tips for at least 8 years.  I didn't even realize my mistake until the next day.  Poor waiter!  Jason always checks my math now, and we have had a few more close calls.  I guess I will just get dumber and dumber!
 
3 comments:
it's not a pregnant thing, it's a parent thing. from having 283 different things going on in your head whilst & at the same time, your child is screaming...
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Mine was all the names and connections I had with people. I can't hardly remember a soul, and it's embarrassing when they know you and you don't know them. I put up a hook for my keys (I've always lost them so I can't blame the kids). It really helped. Good luck!
Wow! This explains so much in my case. :)
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